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Best places to hide from hipsters

Posted by thecrankyclam on October 10, 2007

The public library: The main SF library is fucking amazing. If you use the reserve system, you can get almost any movie, book, cd, etc, that you want. However they still let bums in.

Borders: Borders is my favorite place to go drink coffee and read trash magazines all afternoon. However, sometimes the Union Square one is ridiculously crowded, so if you have the time, there are two other little known alternatives: The one across from the ballpark, or take the M train out to the Stonestown Galleria.

Yer mom’s house! Go home and visit your parents, they miss you even though you’re a total fuck up.

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