bitches love sugar!
Posted by thecrankyclam on October 10, 2007
Suppenkuche: The King’s Pancake. It’s like fancy pants funnel cake, but instead of eating it & then riding the strawberry cyclone until you barf, you can eat it & drink German beer until you barf. One of those is classier, but I’m not sure which. 525 Laguna St in Hayes Valley
Citizen Cake: French Toast with Banana Butter. The banana butter totally looks like cat shit but if you can get over it, it’s like Jesus came in your mouth. 399 Grove St in Hayes Valley
Home: Pecan french toast with bananas. It’s nothing too special, but by the time it arrives, you’re onto your third self made bloody mary from the DIY bloody mary bar and everything tastes better at boozey brunch.
2100 Market in lower Castro
Tartine: best desserts ever. Just get ready to wait in line forfuckingever. The almond croissants are perfect and the lemon tarts make me want to cry they’re so good. 600 Guerrero in the Mission
Frenchies: This cafe is actually called Cafe Du Soleil, but I just call it Frenchies because I’m a dumb American and it’s a french cafe. They serve coffee in those giant bowls so it goes cold too fast but is still fun. All their open faced sandwiches are delicious and they have the best pastries in town. There are no bacon & egg breakfasts, but their french toast is like a magical angel turd rolled in powdered sugar. 200 Fillmore in Lower Haight
jen said
that is a sweet drawing of du soleil. I live above the walgreens on the same block. Can I buy this drawing? It is seriously supersweet.
thecrankyclam said
hey Jen- I’d sell it to you if I remembered where the fuck it was. I don’t take care of my drawings. I tend to let them languish on the floor for awhile until I accidentally throw them away or spill coffee on them. I used to know people who lived above that walgreens too. small town, that san francisco.
jen said
well I guess it is reassuring to know I’m not the only artist who doesn’t maintain a proper archive of drawings and instead lets whatever the hell tear them up til they get thrown out.